For Mother's Day this year, Jesika wanted to do some crafting for her gifts. I'm always up for this. Jesika found what she wanted to do and sent me the link. I went to the Craft Warehouse and found some great "country" looking fabric. Then on Friday night, we had Karin come over to watch Belle, Peyton and Bailey at my house while we did our work and watched the baby. We didn't follow the instructions because we did not want to hand sew this entire thing. So. We started out with cutting out our body and then the first one we sewed right sides in and then turned it inside out. This looked like it was going to be one skinny doll. So, the next one, we sewed it with the right sides out. This was going to be a much fatter doll. Jesika stuffed the skinny one and I stuffed the fat one. It was hilarious watching them puff up. As we stuffed, Jesika's started looking more like a voo-doo doll and mine was just plump. I liked the healthy look and she liked the voo-doo look, so I used the plump one for Annie. (I had wanted to make one for Annie all along, but I loved the fabric so it was working out nicely that Jesika didn't like the fatty.) Then we cut another body out for her mother-in-law.
Here is my fatty pants:
I put a little set of spicy red lips on her... they crack me up!
Jesika made a cute belt and button necklace for hers.
I didn't know what to do for mine. So, I came up with a cape/shall thing for her. We tried different colors of material on her and couldn't decide on one so I made her a few different options.
Then into the cans they go!!
And for some reason, I don't have a picture of my dear sweet in her can.
Lastly, the poem that goes along with these Dammit Dolls:
When you want to climb the wall,
And stand right up and shout.
There's a little Dammit doll
You cannot do without.
Just grasp it firmly by the legs,
And find a place to slam it.
And as you whack the stuffing out
Yell Dammit, Dammit, Dammit!
If Dammit's not a word you say
Then twist its little neck
And grumble out repeatedly
Oh Heck, Oh Heck, Oh Heck!
And once you're done abusing it
Just sit it on the shelf.
But hug it first, as I'd hug you
If I were there myself.
(Sorry Annie that you will find out about this before you get your red lipped beauty. You werent supposed to have a computer until June, again.)
ha ha ha ha ha ha ha!
ReplyDeleteLMAO!!! I can't wait, and could really use one today. I got no sleep last night, and neither did the kids, and that's making for a really lovely day at the Warren household. I'd love so be able to "twist its little neck and grumble out repeatedly Oh Heck, Oh Heck, Oh Heck!" I can't wait!
ReplyDeleteshe does have some SASSY lips.
Oh this is hilarious!!!
ReplyDeleteConsider this idea officially stolen!! I love it! The poem is just too funny and perfect for anyone who feels like beating the crap out of something!
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